Monday, December 15, 2008


It may sound funny but ,fact is that we all have experienced some of these quotes without happens all the time.......we all have felt this .
Read on...

The road to always under construction.

Alcohol does'nt solve any problem,but if you think again,neither does milk.

In order to get loan,you first have to prove your ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal,expensive or fattening.

Since light travels faster than sound,people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.If it falls down,it will always land on buttered side.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something ?? If it is good,it is taken?If it is bad,it happens.

He who has the gold makes the golden rules.........Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early ,the bus is late.If you come late?? Bus is still late.

Once you have bought something,you will find the same thing being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When you are in queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex transaction with the conductor.

If you have a paper,you don't have a pen.If you have a pen ,you don't have a paper.If you have both ,no one calls.

You will pick-up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

after a long wait for bus no. 20,two 20 number buses will always pull-in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If you have exams tomorrow,there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the wind direction,the smoke from the cigette tend to go to the non-smoker.

There are three sides to every argument: your side ,my side and the right side.

A cosultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol.Dignity is not one of them.


B K Chowla

No comments: