FORECAST

JAB JUNGLE MAIN AAG LAGTI HAI TUB JO PAUDE LAGE HI NHAIN UNKA BHI HISAAB HO JATA HAI.

Yes, Indian politics is on uncontrollable fire. Elections may take place between now and mid 2014.Results could be a coalition resulting with following developments.

No scam will be less than Rs 300 Lakh Crores.

Barkha Dutt and Vir Sanghvi will be Rajya Sabha MPs.

Nira Radia will be made an honorary Citizen of India.

Prabhu Chawla, Vinod Sharma, Sardesai will be Padma Awardees.

Main stream media will get divided into pro Right and pro Right of Centre.

Ministers will be identified by a percentage figure.

Each politician in power will have 500% increases in assets in 5 yr term.

By rotation, a Muslim, Sikh and a Christian will be APPOINTED as PM.

Secularism will be redefined as Hindu bashing.

A party with only 7 MPs will play havoc with policy formation/implementation..

Environment Ministry will block all projects of the states governed by opposition.

Editors/anchors will be more active as “Brokers”/ “Lobbyists” than before.

100 points fall in Sensex will be like internal emergency while double digit inflation will be of no consequence.

Terror attacks will be identified by a colour-Saffron-Green-Red- and not by its intensity.

From current one  constable per 8.70km of road, it will be one per 20 km. 

Corruption will be added to syllabus form 5^th std. as a main subject.

Chief of CBI-CVC-CIC-CEC will be picked from darkest cell in Tihar Jail.

On corruption index we will move from 87th to 125th as most corrupt nation.

Prices of the important products will be something like this;

Petrol Rs 100/lt-LPG Rs 500/Clndr-Diesel Rs75/ lt- Daals Rs175 to 200/kg-Onions Rs 125/kg-Tomatoes Rs 100/kg- Pulses varying between Rs 500-900/kg- Milk Rs 75/ltr-Ghee Rs 500/lt.-Whisky will be cheaper than milk and bottled water will be more expensive that milk-Mobile call rates @half paisa/mint-Car loans @3.5%-Educational loans @ 14%-Mumbai-Delhi-Mumbai air fare@ Rs 45000/-Delhi-NY-Delhi air fare@ Rs38000/. Taxi fare will be Rs 45/km. Parking lot charges will be Rs 100/entry.

Twitter and Face Book will be the main media of communication.

Nexus between Politician-Business and Bureaucrat will become stronger.

NPA of India Inc will be highest ever in history of banking.

Money in Swiss banks will be discussed in most of the comedy shows on TV.

Armed Forces will lose another step in hierarchy.

Common man will still die without treatment and poor will deliver on the road side.

Police reforms, Judicial reforms, Electoral reforms will remain issues only.

Defence contracts will have largest kick backs, though will be denied.

HAS ANY THING CHANGED IN 63 YEARS? WE HAVE TO BRING ABOUT THE CHANGE.

let us CHANGE INDIA for INDIA OF TOMORROW.

posted28/12/10, b k chowla.

AAM AADMI--COMMON MAN.

AAM AADMI, it has become a most abused, most misused and most often used word, phrase, expression in the Indian political scene. Who is AAM AADMI?

AAM-AADMI-Is the one who decides as to who will rule for next 5 yrs.

AAM-AADMI-Is the one who trusts everyone without any reciprocation.

AAM-AAADMI-Is the one who is taken for granted universally.

AAM AADMI- Is the one who gets exploited by every section of society.

AAM AADMI-Is the one who is important only for a few days before elections and forgotten.

AAM AADMI-Is the one who bribes for his son’s birth and his father's death certificate.

AAM AADMI-Is the one who hero worships political leaders under some hope of prosperity.

AAMAADMI-Is the one who never complains of inflation-just accepts it.

AAM AADMI-Is the one who can be made to vote by giving blanket,bottle and cash.

AAM AADMI-Is the one who travels from his village to city for daily bread,unsuccessfully.

AAM-AADMI-Is the one who “Q” at Govt hospitals for days on end for treatment.

AAM-AADMI-Is the one who"Q" at ration shops while stocks are sold in black market.

AAM-AADMI-Is the one who works at a bridge construction site and spends his life under it.

AAM-AADMI-Is the one who is used as an unwilling spectator to a political boxing match.

AAM-AADMI- Is the one awaits divine intervention towards his problems.

AAM-AADMI- Is the one whose heart burns, has empty stomach but still smiles.

AAM-AADMI-Is the one who aspires to be on KBC and wants to use a fairness cream.

AAM-AADMI- Is the one, WHO STILL DECIDES AS TO WILL RULE FOR NEXT FIVE YEARS.

AAM-AADMI-STUPID MAN.

let us CHANGE INDIA for INDIA OF TOMORROW.

b k chowla, 19/12/10

ILLEGAL.

Recently, in East Delhi a building collapsed as it was “illegal”. How can a normal Indian citizen accept a passing remark by the Govt. on a residential building of 7 floors “illegal”? There is so much happening which is termed illegal by the Govt without any explanation on the reasons and circumstances which have resulted into illegal actions under the very nose of the establishment. Is there any explanation on few of the following “illegals?”

How can we accept ADARSH going to 31 floors while sanctioned was for only 7?Media exposed it.

How can we accept illegal Bangladeshis? Isn't the border secured? Why is the state blind to this?

How can we accept state declaring cell towers illegal? Why weren't such towers demolished while they were being erected?

How can we accept 38 buildings in a row illegal in East Delhi? 38 buildings would have taken few years to build. Where were the police & corporation while the buildings were being constructed?

How can we accept Hundreds of Pakistanis overstaying illegally and have gone missing? Why are the police not performing? Why is Home ministry quiet? Where are the intelligence agencies?

How can we accept a statement from state about illegal mining? Why are Karnataka, Andhra and Centre so quiet?

How can we accept millions of tons of food grains having been exported illegally to neighbouring countries? Food grains were meant for people under BPL. Scam could be in Lakhs of Crores.

How can we accept illegal export of Iron ore? Why do customs & police look other side while illegal export takes place? On rough estimate, value is above Rs 3000 crores. Where is the money?

How can we accept train tickets being sold illegally while booking office has SOLD OUT board?

How can we accept diesel being mixed with petrol illegally?

How can we accept a statement that money gets transferred illegally by Hawala? Is the intelligence agency not aware of Hawala operators?

How can we accept an operating gang in UP issuing illegal Degrees and mark sheets?

How can we accept water shortage in Delhi while illegal water tankers are sold openly?

How can we accept a situation where not one politician has been convicted on corruption charges?

It is unlikely that all this---and much more--- is happening without the connivance of the Police, Local MLA-MP, land, water mafia, fixers and brokers.

How can we accept zero governance and accountability?

WE HAVE ACCEPTED ALL THIS MUCK AND STINK.

let us CHANGE INDIA for INDIA OF TOMORROW.

posted 10/12/10, b k chowla