IT HAPPEN ONLY IN INDIA.
Of late a lot of uneven, imbalanced issues are being
unearthed...Some are very, very tragic, but, it’s so comic to see how do people
react to such situations.
It’s a well said phrase ...when hit hard... “Laugh or
laugh it off”
Comedy...Airtel Ad “Jo Tera Hai Woh Mera Hai.
Tragedy...Govt has applied it to common man seriously.
Comedy...Indian constitution starts to read “We the
People"
Tragedy...VIPs have ensured “Damn the People".
Comedy....Govt declares India is free of Polio.
Tragedy....Govt itself is paralysed.
Comedy...Sanjay
Dutt is innocent despite conviction by Supreme Court.
Tragedy...Pragya Thakur, lodged in jail for years, is
a terrorist despite no charge sheet.
Comedy...India will overtake over take China
economically
Tragedy...India's Current account deficient has risen to
all time high at 6.70%
.
Comedy... CAD (current account deficit) is an economic disease.
Tragedy…CAD (coronary artery disease) is
an early warning too.
Comedy...DMK withdraws support from UPA, leaving it on
crutches.
Tragedy....Congress spokesperson saying" Our
govt's stable"
.
Comedy...Congress lead Govt submitting an affidavit in
the SC stating “RAM” is a myth.
Tragedy... Sagarika Ghose of CnnIbn saying “RAM is a
divine encroacher".
Comedy...Fools. freat fools.
Tragedy...The great Indian Public.
Comedy...British policy, divide and rule.
Tragedy...Congress policy, divide,fool and rule.
Comedy ..Sajid and Fara Khan competing in disaster
management.
Tragedy...Result is Himmatwala ( Dekhne KaNayee) and
IPL Ads..UUFFffffffff.
Comedy...Shinde as Power minister, there was complete
power failure.
Tragedy...Shinde gets promoted as Home minister.
Comedy...Allegations against Salman Khurshid’s NGO.
Tragedy...Salman Khurshid gets promoted as MEA.
Comedy...Planning commission sets up Rs35 lakh toilet.
Tragedy...626 million in India Dont have closed
toilets.
Comedy...PM arranged dinner of Rs 7270/ per head for
his colleagues.
Tragedy...Govt declares common man earning Rs 26/ day
is not below poverty line.
Comedy...PM talks tough to Pakistan, warns of tough
measures.
Tragedy...PM
announces, India will not play cricket with Pakistan.
Comedy...India is largest democracy in the world.
Tragedy...Present Indian Prime Minister is not an
elected head of state.
Comedy..Businessman to Babu,can I pay you in cash or
in kind?
Tragedy...Babu to businessman, Kindly cash.
Comedy...Corruption and scam record of politicians is
well known.
Tragedy...Saw a politician walking with HIS OWN hands
in his pocket.
Comedy...Italian Marines allegedly kill India
fishermen.
Tragedy...As per recently signed treaty, if convicted,
Italians will serve conviction in Italy.
Comedy...Indian establishment shows concerns for
Italian marines.
Tragedy...109 Indians in Italian jails don't seem to
be a matter of concern for GOI.
Comedy...Indians are in the billionaire club of world.
Tragedy...Amongst 120 Cr,only 42800 Indians have
income beyond 1 Cr
Comedy...We ask for laws banning cow slaughter.
Tragedy...We are the largest exporters of Beef in the
world
.
Comedy...Haj pilgrimage is subsidised by govt.
Tragedy...Pilgrimage to Amaranth and Vashon Devi is
taxed by way of entry tax.
Comedy...India is a most secular country in the world.
Tragedy...Politicians have used communal credit card
without drawing limits.
Comedy...India has bumper crop of food grains.
Tragedy...There isn't enough storage facilities. Rats
eat grains while humans die of hunger.
let us CHANGE INDIA for INDIA OF TOMORROW.
