Monday, April 8, 2013

COMIC TRAGEDY


IT HAPPEN ONLY IN INDIA.

Of late a lot of uneven, imbalanced issues are being unearthed...Some are very, very tragic, but, it’s so comic to see how do people react to such situations.

It’s a well said phrase ...when hit hard... “Laugh or laugh it off”

Comedy...Airtel Ad “Jo Tera  Hai Woh Mera Hai.
Tragedy...Govt has applied it to common man seriously. 

Comedy...Indian constitution starts to read “We the People"
Tragedy...VIPs have ensured “Damn the People".

Comedy....Govt declares India is free of Polio.
Tragedy....Govt itself is paralysed.

Comedy...Sanjay Dutt is innocent despite conviction by Supreme Court.
Tragedy...Pragya Thakur, lodged in jail for years, is a terrorist despite no charge sheet.

Comedy...India will overtake over take China economically
Tragedy...India's Current account deficient has risen to all time high at 6.70%
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Comedy... CAD (current account deficit) is an economic disease.
Tragedy…CAD (coronary artery disease) is an early warning too.

Comedy...DMK withdraws support from UPA, leaving it on crutches.
Tragedy....Congress spokesperson saying" Our govt's stable"
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Comedy...Congress lead Govt submitting an affidavit in the SC stating “RAM” is a myth.
Tragedy... Sagarika Ghose of CnnIbn saying “RAM is a divine encroacher".

Comedy...Fools. freat fools.
Tragedy...The great Indian Public.

Comedy...British policy, divide and rule.
Tragedy...Congress policy, divide,fool and rule.

Comedy ..Sajid and Fara Khan competing in disaster management.
Tragedy...Result is Himmatwala ( Dekhne KaNayee) and IPL Ads..UUFFffffffff.

Comedy...Shinde as Power minister, there was complete power failure.
Tragedy...Shinde gets  promoted as Home minister.

Comedy...Allegations against Salman Khurshid’s NGO.
Tragedy...Salman Khurshid gets promoted as MEA.

Comedy...Planning commission sets up Rs35 lakh toilet.
Tragedy...626 million in India Dont have closed toilets.

Comedy...PM arranged dinner of Rs 7270/ per head for his colleagues.
Tragedy...Govt declares common man earning Rs 26/ day is not below poverty line.

Comedy...PM talks tough to Pakistan, warns of tough measures.
 Tragedy...PM announces, India will not play cricket with Pakistan.

Comedy...India is largest democracy in the world.
Tragedy...Present Indian Prime Minister is not an elected head of state.

Comedy..Businessman to Babu,can I pay you in cash or in kind?
Tragedy...Babu to businessman, Kindly cash.

Comedy...Corruption and scam record of politicians is well known.
Tragedy...Saw a politician walking with HIS OWN hands in his pocket.

Comedy...Italian Marines allegedly kill India fishermen.
Tragedy...As per recently signed treaty, if convicted, Italians will serve conviction in Italy.

Comedy...Indian establishment shows concerns for Italian marines.
Tragedy...109 Indians in Italian jails don't seem to be a matter of concern for GOI.

Comedy...Indians are in the billionaire club of world.
Tragedy...Amongst 120 Cr,only 42800 Indians have income beyond 1 Cr

Comedy...We ask for laws banning cow slaughter.
Tragedy...We are the largest exporters of Beef in the world
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Comedy...Haj pilgrimage is subsidised by govt.
Tragedy...Pilgrimage to Amaranth and Vashon Devi is taxed by way of entry tax.

Comedy...India is a most secular country in the world.
Tragedy...Politicians have used communal credit card without drawing limits.

Comedy...India has bumper crop of food grains.
Tragedy...There isn't enough storage facilities. Rats eat grains while humans die of hunger.



let us CHANGE INDIA for INDIA OF TOMORROW.




34 comments:

Alka Gurha said...

Amazing observations. A true tragic-comedy. Sad.

BK Chowla, said...

Alka,thanks.
Though they are simple,but we face them every day in life

Happy Kitten said...

Observations that can depress an Indian..

Rahul Bhatia said...

Most of these facts are known but sadly there are no solutions in sight

Shri Ram Ayyangar said...

Its all comedy of errors.....by choice!

Shilpa Garg said...

The sad and tragic comedy of our times! Great observations :)

BK Chowla, said...

Shilpa Garg,
It is tragic,but, so true

Sushma Harish said...

Good parallel drawn Sir. Read this twice today.

Rachna said...

Great observations truly! Look where they have taken the country. Very tragic indeed.

Unknown said...

Very interesting comparisions.I really liked the following one
Comedy...India is a most secular country in the world.
Tragedy...Politicians have used communal credit card without drawing limits.

S Uttam said...

Very nice observations... unfortunately we (Indians) want to be ruled by such politicians and we (Indians) will do nothing to change it. There is no alternative to these pests!!

VOXINDICA said...

Wow!

Harleena Singh said...

Hi BK,

I liked the way your shaped up this post, and yes - this is what India is all about - so very true. One one side it has it humorous parts, but people fail to see the tragedy behind all of these things.

Thanks for sharing. :)

Sandhya said...

First I thought some of them are best but when I started to read it again for commenting, I found every 'comedy/tragedy' lines are best! Should we laugh at it or laugh it off?

BK Chowla, said...

VOXINDICA .....thank you

BK Chowla, said...

Happy Kitten,yes,but also makes one smile with disgust

BK Chowla, said...

Rahul Bhatia,
Of course solutions are known to all of us.
We are just too lazy,easy going and never look at india as a family.The day youth decides act,you will see the difference

BK Chowla, said...

Shri Ram Ayyangar,
Yes,these are by chance not by compulsion

BK Chowla, said...

Sushma Harish,
You were being missed from the blogsphere...good to see you back.
I am glad you liked this post.Its everyday that we come across a situation which we feel could have bben avoided....but we are stuck

BK Chowla, said...

Rachna,
Thank you...Well,the way we are moving,a disaster in making is waiting for us.

BK Chowla, said...

Usha Menon,Thank you.
If you check,every evening on TV debates most often used by congress is SECULAR and COMMUNAL.

BK Chowla, said...

S Uttam,
There is and that alternative is waiting...The Youth.
Youth proved their seriousness during Nirbhaya case

anilkurup59 said...

The only option I saw here after reading the comic- tragedy is to feel comical.

sm said...

excellent post bringing out the truth

Giribala said...

Sad but true!!

BK Chowla, said...

Giribala,
Yah,but,its funny to the extent we look so helpless

BK Chowla, said...

sm,
thank you

BK Chowla, said...

anilkurup,......absolutely

BK Chowla, said...

Sandhya,
I think,its funny,its tragic,its true.We need to laugh at ourselves

BK Chowla, said...

Harleen Singh,
Hi,thank you.We have clearly two identified Indias....INDIA, BHARAT

Insignia said...

Its insanely sad. And how helpless we are.

BK Chowla, said...

Insignia,
Yes,weare helpless as we have become too self centred.So long as it happens to someone else,we laugh it off

R. Ramesh said...

yes sir, alka said it right, A true tragic-comedy.

BK Chowla, said...

Ramesh....good you liked it